Friday, August 24, 2007

The Penguin Conspiracy

The Penguin Conspiracy: The Scarecrowe and Mrs. Peng. Warning: All material and information obtained in this story does not necessarily reflect the beliefs and inspirations of the Writer, but will be used against you. All Characters are fictional, and any resemblances are coincidental, maybe. No Snowpeople were harmed in the making of this story. But I could be lying.

"There are a few things we need to get straight. I am Mrs. Peng. And I am a Penguin. Yes, I said Penguin. You see, we Pengai, are not the cute, cuddly, loveable, tuxedo-clad little critters that you seem to think we are. We are, in fact, an intelligent race of Ascended Beings. But you didn't hear that from me."


"This is one of my.....ah....associates...Scarecrow. He is my silent observer, and reports to me all that he sees. His one little quirk, a phrase used a little too often in my opinion, is...A little birdie told me. But other than that, he is a very faithful follower, and his information is always on target."

"Most Sims have come to accept our presence here in their part of the Simnation. It took us a long time to be able to infiltrate. Mainly because Summer held sway in this corner of the simworld. But we began working long ago to bring winter here. And I will freely admit that it has been a very difficult task. As you can see, we have finally prevailed."

" Let me introduce you to our Arch Rivals. The Plantsims. This particular flock, or family as you Sims prefer to be called, Is the Greenman Family. She and her sporespawn, are of extreme interest to us, and we moniter them very carefully. You see, Rose Greenman, became a plantsim. And it wasn't until after she became one that it was discovered that she had an allergy, probably to plantspore. So, even tho' she had one spawn already,Young Daisy, everytime she came into contact with spores, she would have a violent sneezing fit. Which in turn, spawned more Plantsims. She eventually spawned nine total. And as if that wasn't bad enough, She and her mate.....uh...husband....Jason, produced a child together. So far he seems to be a normal Sim. But we'll be watching carefully. Here she is with Daisy and three others. Marygold, Pansy, and Thorn."


"Another sneezing fit, and here are Hawthorne, Rowan, Beechtree, and Blossom."

" And last but not least, Eldertree. Ironic name don't you think? Strangely enough, Jason was around everytime the sneezing fits would occur. And it turned out that she was actually allergic to his cologne. One problem solved."


"It doesn't take very long for a Plantsim to mature into adulthood, a matter of days only. That is why they are of such interest to us Pengai. That, and the fact that they are the major contributers to keeping everything sunshiny and hot. Pengai do NOT do well in HOT! This is almost all of the family. Jamal is the Baby, and he is about to grow up . Naturally we were very concerned."

"Officially, that many Plantsims together at one time, does not sit well with us. So we paid off the local Sims to report them, and the police came to break up the party. One small victory for Pengai!"

"Unfortunately, the Greenman family moved after that, and it took us awhile to locate them again. They had all split up and lived seperately. This couldn't be good. However, we have learned that when they are not all together in one area, other types of weather slowly made themselves known. One GIANT step for Simarctica!"


"Finally, we managed to get an agent into the Greenman family garden. Since there were only the three of them, and one a toddler at that, It would become harder for them to take care of their precious plants. And we ALL know how much they love their plants. They have even been known to talk to them. Can you imagine?"

"Mr. Scarecrowe, became even more invaluable to our cause, when he reported that Rose was teaching young Jamal all about, if you'll pardon the expression, his Roots. Yes I know, That was a horrible thing to say...but OH so true!"



"Now that winter has arrived, we Pengai can move around a lot easier, and spend more of our time working towards a never ending frozen wasteland, similar to our Beloved SimArctica. And for now it seems that the Greenman family has been temporarily stalled in their efforts to make everything Summery again. But rest assured...we will keep watching!"


"I decided it was time to move out and start enforcing the new way of life. I left a personal message for the Mayor. Simply put, it was this.... Every Sim paid one fish per day to the Pengai....or else....!!!!"

" Enough Said."


"As I visited house after house, I came to the realization, that none of these sims were taking me seriously! I mean, Come On! I may look cuddly, and cute, and spiffy in my tuxedo coloring, but please! I snuffed a Snowperson! Give me a break, already! I mean business here! This is NOT just a joke. We Pengai, are serious about ruling in a penguin tailored paradise!

"But the final insult that added to injury, was when Rose Greenman, herself, just patted my head, and coo'ed over and over about how cute I was! Didn't even offer a fish! And I thought they loved all of nature, not just plants! Boy was I wrong! All I can say now is....This Means War!"

'Thanks to one of the repairmen here in town, I found out where the older girls were living. And I immediately staked out their location. I needed to get one of my agents in there...and Quick!"

"Finally got him in......Look at them.....Sinister looking creatures aren't they?"

" The next day I even made a point of threatening them with dire consequences, if they didn't heed my warning.....but Daisy just walked past me as if I wasn't even there. How Humiliating!"


" And to top it all off, the other two built a second snowman as if to thumb their jolly green noses at me. What Nerve!"

" I was so angry at being brushed off like this, that I almost missed the brothers house."

"With frustration boiling my SimArctic blood.....I marched straight through their house, right past them. They didn't even notice! I wasn't sure whether to laugh at their gullibility, or cry with rage. But I did neither...I would be laughing later on This night!"

I marched into the enclosed garden, only to find that they had put one of my most trusted of agents in there already. Now what was I supposed to think of that? Were the Pengai being mocked...or were these particular Plantsims braindead? I guess that would make them vegetables, wouldn't it?"

" When I left there, I hid behind some trees and watched as a chain reaction of implosions ripped through the night......"


.........


"But when the Girls came out to see what had happened, they just looked at each other......."

"And proceeded to play a game of Keep Away. Well, we'll just see what they have to say come morning!"

"And I turned just in time to watch as another Snowperson met his Unmaker. The sight of the top hat flying up and hanging suspended, framed by the night sky, was a soothing balm to my ruffled feathers..not that we really have feathers...Oh NeverMind!"

" I didn't stick around for that reaction, I was on a clear path now, and I knew what I must do. I returned to Rose Greenmans' home and waited. I would make them see how serious the Pengai were."


"Let's just say she never saw the frozen catfish that introduced itself....up close and personal. I figured she was a goner for sure...she looked worse than the fish did, That much I can tell you. I figured the Pengai would now be taken quite seriously."

"But when I walked past the house the next morning....there she was. Like nothing had even happened. Turned out that she had come running outside for sunlight and had fallen asleep. And when the sun rose....she was as good as new."

"And I came to realize....that nobody would ever take us seriously. I guess we are just what they see in us.....cute, cuddly, and adorable.Makes me sick it does...... Guess I'll go see if Santa has a place for me, after all, he did take in the elves."

Author's note:

Once again, A huge thanks to all the custom content creators. I hope you enjoyed this one as much as I enjoyed writing it!!!!







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Hi! My name is Melissa. And I am a Domestic Dictator. I rule my household with determination and sheer grit. And if you believe that, then I've got a bridge to sell you. Somewhere. And if you give me enough time, I'll figure out where. If I had to really describe myself, then I am at a loss for words. But I shall try. I would say I am a very creative person, with a sometimes big mouth, and a quick, and weird sense of humor. I like to write. I have written poetry, and stories. Some of these stories are based on the Sims2 Game.
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